Still tasty

04/03/2006

According to our sources, at around 5:00 p.m. yesterday, the garbage truck serving the Nubarashen quarter-municipality had thrown many Ukrainian “Slavutich” beers into the truck. Sources say that the expiration date of the beers read December 29, 2005 and that 3,000 bottles had been thrown into the garbage truck. What’s interesting is that the beers were still pretty fresh and the smell attracted the neighbors and passer-bys so much that they took them home. However, people who keep products with terminated expiration dates run a high risk factor of getting poisoned. One thing is unclear: who will be responsible for the people that get poisoned? In fact, last year a citizen had died after eating poisoned chocolate from the garbage truck. However, as we can see, that didn’t stop people from drinking the expired beer.